You might be a Montana Redneck if..............

For Christmas this past week , we spent it in Kalispell so we could be with Aaron each night since that is where he was working. On our way home this morning, we stopped at the Missoula Walmart to return 2 movies that one of Aarons' salesmen gave us because we already had them. Taryn had to use the restroom, so I was standing outside the stall waiting for her. Tired from Christmas and all of their festivities, I was sort of in a daze and not really paying attention to those around me coming in and out of the stalls. A lady came out and in her hand were a can of coke, and a fast food bag of some sort. She looked me straight in the eyes and said "yep, I did it all one-handed" with Montana pride filling my ears. I didn't know whether or not to congratulate her or tell her she was disgusting. I definetely was not interested on how or how many hands she needed to do here bathroom business. Too much information for me thanks. You might be a redneck if you disclose to those around you in public places how many hands it takes to do everything that you need to in a restroom. Happy New Year!!